Movie Review: 'Expen4bles'
'The action is cheap and tedious, the script is a joke, the jokes aren’t funny, and a twist toward the end means that a team member committed a completely unnecessary murder.'
Movie Review: 'A Haunting In Venice'
A Haunting in Venice is director/star Kenneth Branagh’s third go-around as Agatha Christie-penned detective Hercule Poirot.
Movie Review: 'The Nun II'
"It’s easy to see the filmmakers’ desperation to squeeze scares out of this weak material."
Movie Review: 'The Equalizer 3'
It has been five years since we last saw Robert “The Equalizer” McCall, as played by the ever-arresting Denzel Washington.
Movie Review: 'Gran Turismo'
"This movie comes just short of being the first video game movie to earn my recommendation."
Movie Review: 'Blue Beetle'
"I was going to give this movie a non-recommendation grade of C for being too bland, but then Nana showed up and saved the day."
Movie Review: 'Meg 2: The Trench'
"My biggest complaint is that the movie generally seems to be aspiring to nothing more than 'so bad it’s good' appeal."
Movie Review: 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem'
"I could go on and on about how much 'fun' this movie is, but I don’t want to spoil any of the many great jokes."
Movie Review: 'Oppenheimer'
“Oppenheimer” is the movie of the summer, maybe the year.
Movie Review: 'Barbie'
'For all its flaws in world-building, Barbie is still an incredibly fun movie.'
Movie Review: 'Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One'
"I spent most of this movie having a hard time deciding if it was worth recommending."
Movie Review Triple Feature: 'Sound of Freedom', 'Elemantal', & 'Insidious: The Red Door'
Bob Garver reviews 3 movies in this week's Movie Review.
Movie Review: 'Indiana Jones And The Dial Of Destiny'
Until the time-travel conclusion (which is at least handled with more dignity than those aliens from “Crystal Skull”), “Dial of Destiny” is just perfectly average for Indiana Jones.
Movie Review: 'The Flash'
"As for the multiverse surprises that make the fans go crazy, you’ll get them, don’t worry."
Movie Review: 'Transformers: Rise Of The Beasts'
“Transformers: Rise of the Beasts” gives people exactly what they expect from a “Transformers” movie, but much less than what they should expect from a blockbuster.
Movie Review: 'Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse'
"'Across the Spider-Verse' never officially loses its footing, but it ends weirdly."
Movie Review: 'The Little Mermaid'
"The kids at my screening loved it, though I may have just been hearing particularly high-pitched adults."
Movie Review: 'Fast X'
"If my interest is engine fuel, then this series has been leaking for the last three movies, and it’s just about out of gas."
Movie Review: 'Book Club: The Next Chapter'
"I hope you all had a happy Mother’s Day and did something more fulfilling than seeing this lousy movie."
Movie Review: 'Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 3'
"After a string of disappointments, the MCU has given us a decent outing with Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3"
Movie Review: 'Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret.'
'Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Is 'The Best Thing Playing In Theaters Right Now'
Movie Review: 'Evil Dead Rise'
"I guess the kind of charisma I need in a horror movie is something money can’t buy."
Movie Review: 'The Pope’s Exorcist'
“The Pope’s Exorcist” is a hacky horror movie with Oscar winner Crowe supposedly lending it credibility, though it really just makes me feel sorry for how far his star has fallen.
Movie Review: 'The Super Mario Bros. Movie'
"This movie comes close to breaking the streak of the world never getting a single decent video game movie."