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Movie Review: 'Anyone But You'

Bob Garver: "'Anyone but You' is bland and corny and the characters are idiots."

Movie Review: 'The Beekeeper'

"I know this movie probably wants me to give it the next letter grade up, but I’m afraid it will have to settle for a…"

Movie Review: 'Mean Girls'

Tina Fey and Tim Meadows reprise their roles without singing, and 'it’s less a welcome nostalgia act and more of an unflattering copy.'
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Movie Review: 'Night Swim'

"This is a bland, unoriginal horror movie with dull characters and even duller scares."

Movie Review: 'Migration'

"'Migration' isn’t a particularly imaginative family film. It’s certainly cute and harmless enough that I don’t think anybody will truly detest it."

Movie Review: 'Aquaman And The Lost Kingdom'

"This movie is the best argument yet for why this version of the DCEU in its entirety should just be cut adrift."

Movie Review: 'Wonka'

"It’s impossible to get too mad at a movie like this, one that the family can all agree to see together during the holidays."

Movie Review: 'The Boy And The Heron'

"Maybe 'The Boy and the Heron' makes more sense to people well-versed in Miyazaki’s style."

Movie Review: 'Renaissance: A Film By Beyoncé'

"I’ll be honest, I had a hard time enjoying 'Renaissance: A Film by Beyoncé,' despite Beyoncé being an incredible artist"
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Movie Review: 'Napoleon'

"Something tells me that Napoleon himself would have a hard time hiding a smirk over how badly I underestimated his biopic."

Movie Review: 'The Hunger Games: The Ballad Of Songbirds And Snakes'

Bog Garver: "This movie is the unwelcome slog that I expected"

Movie Review: 'The Marvels'

"I know that the MCU can produce hits for both the movies and home, but it needs to make better decisions about which properties should be which."

Movie Review: 'Five Nights At Freddy's'

"I think the majority of people enjoy the movie for about half its runtime, and then it takes a downturn that sends them home unhappy."

Movie Review: 'Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour'

From a technical standpoint, the movie does everything pretty much perfectly.

Movie Review: 'The Exorcist: Believer'

'The best thing I can say about The Exorcist: Believer is that some of the cast members are trying hard.'

Movie Review: 'PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie'

Occasional mushy stuff aside, “PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie” is mostly fun and exciting, at least by PAW Patrol standards.

Movie Review: 'Expen4bles'

'The action is cheap and tedious, the script is a joke, the jokes aren’t funny, and a twist toward the end means that a team member committed a completely unnecessary murder.'

Movie Review: 'A Haunting In Venice'

A Haunting in Venice is director/star Kenneth Branagh’s third go-around as Agatha Christie-penned detective Hercule Poirot.

Movie Review: 'The Nun II'

"It’s easy to see the filmmakers’ desperation to squeeze scares out of this weak material."

Movie Review: 'The Equalizer 3'

It has been five years since we last saw Robert “The Equalizer” McCall, as played by the ever-arresting Denzel Washington.

Movie Review: 'Gran Turismo'

"This movie comes just short of being the first video game movie to earn my recommendation."

Movie Review: 'Blue Beetle'

"I was going to give this movie a non-recommendation grade of C for being too bland, but then Nana showed up and saved the day."

Movie Review: 'Meg 2: The Trench'

"My biggest complaint is that the movie generally seems to be aspiring to nothing more than 'so bad it’s good' appeal."

Movie Review: 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem'

"I could go on and on about how much 'fun' this movie is, but I don’t want to spoil any of the many great jokes."
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