Movie Review: 'Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One'
"I spent most of this movie having a hard time deciding if it was worth recommending."
Movie Review Triple Feature: 'Sound of Freedom', 'Elemantal', & 'Insidious: The Red Door'
Bob Garver reviews 3 movies in this week's Movie Review.
Movie Review: 'Indiana Jones And The Dial Of Destiny'
Until the time-travel conclusion (which is at least handled with more dignity than those aliens from “Crystal Skull”), “Dial of Destiny” is just perfectly average for Indiana Jones.
Movie Review: 'The Flash'
"As for the multiverse surprises that make the fans go crazy, you’ll get them, don’t worry."
Movie Review: 'Transformers: Rise Of The Beasts'
“Transformers: Rise of the Beasts” gives people exactly what they expect from a “Transformers” movie, but much less than what they should expect from a blockbuster.
Movie Review: 'Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse'
"'Across the Spider-Verse' never officially loses its footing, but it ends weirdly."
Movie Review: 'The Little Mermaid'
"The kids at my screening loved it, though I may have just been hearing particularly high-pitched adults."
Movie Review: 'Fast X'
"If my interest is engine fuel, then this series has been leaking for the last three movies, and it’s just about out of gas."
Movie Review: 'Book Club: The Next Chapter'
"I hope you all had a happy Mother’s Day and did something more fulfilling than seeing this lousy movie."
Movie Review: 'Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 3'
"After a string of disappointments, the MCU has given us a decent outing with Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3"
Movie Review: 'Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret.'
'Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Is 'The Best Thing Playing In Theaters Right Now'
Movie Review: 'Evil Dead Rise'
"I guess the kind of charisma I need in a horror movie is something money can’t buy."
Movie Review: 'The Pope’s Exorcist'
“The Pope’s Exorcist” is a hacky horror movie with Oscar winner Crowe supposedly lending it credibility, though it really just makes me feel sorry for how far his star has fallen.
Movie Review: 'The Super Mario Bros. Movie'
"This movie comes close to breaking the streak of the world never getting a single decent video game movie."
Movie Review: 'Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves'
“Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves” is a perfectly average fantasy movie, dragged below average by bland characters.
Movie Review: 'John Wick: Chapter 4'
"If this marks the end of the 'John Wick' series, then I can say the franchise never had a 'bad' installment."
Movie Review: 'Shazam! Fury Of The Gods'
"'Shazam! Fury of the Gods' is yet another blah superhero movie in an era where it seems like all we get is blah superhero movies."
Movie Review: 'Scream VI'
'Scream VI' is just okay. It isn’t groundbreaking like the original or reinvigorating like last year’s reboot.
Movie Review: 'Creed III'
Keeping in mind that I’m calling the whole trilogy is a success, I don’t think it’s out of line to say that Creed 3 is the weakest entry.
Movie Review: 'Cocaine Bears'
This movie "takes full advantage of the goofiness of its premise." -- Bob Garver
Movie Review: 'Ant-Man And The Wasp: Quantumania'
"Its legacy in the MCU will be that it marked the first big-screen appearance of Kang, but I’m waiting for the movie that marks the first “good” appearance of Kang."
Movie Review: ‘Magic Mike’s Last Dance’
'This movie isn’t particularly funny, romantic, or interesting, nor does it work as a visual spectacle outside of some acrobatic feats that viewers of any sexuality will likely find more impressive than tantalizing.'
Movie Review (Double Feature): '80 For Brady' & 'Knock At The Cabin'
Knock at the Cabin made slightly more money, with an estimated $14.1 million to its opponent’s $12.5 million, but football comedy 80 for Brady sold slightly more tickets.
Movie Review: 'Pathaan'
"Don’t be thrown by the subtitles and cultural differences, the action and beauty of “Pathaan” make for a party in any language."